Month: January 2019

life hack #69

if you break out a camera before you pay her….. it’s not prostitution, it’s porn. and it’s legal…..

secretary’s day

okay miss, now let’s see why you just cannot seem to sit still while you’re taking dictation, and….. oh, my.

come on in

you’re just in time for a fun game called “whose mouth”…..

…..that’s where five friends and I take turns….. well, you know…..

the rules: pretty self explanatory. except that if he guesses incorrectly….. he gets mercilessly edged all night…..

lovemaking…

…..it’s not just missionary position. it’s being soul to soul with your partner…..

the hiring process

…..17 words per minute…..

…..11th grade education…..

…..giggled when asked about “dictation” skills…..

“you’re hired, miss!”

office supplies

the depraved shit i think about constantly whenever i’m working in an office….. this is why i should always work from home…..

fantasy

HAF

car shopping

when you’re shopping for a car….. is the “roominess” (if you know what i mean) a make-or-break for you?

yeah, me neither