come on in

you’re just in time for a fun game called “whose mouth”…..

…..that’s where five friends and I take turns….. well, you know…..

the rules: pretty self explanatory. except that if he guesses incorrectly….. he gets mercilessly edged all night…..

lovemaking…

…..it’s not just missionary position. it’s being soul to soul with your partner…..

the hiring process

…..17 words per minute…..

…..11th grade education…..

…..giggled when asked about “dictation” skills…..

“you’re hired, miss!”

office supplies

the depraved shit i think about constantly whenever i’m working in an office….. this is why i should always work from home…..

fantasy

HAF

car shopping

when you’re shopping for a car….. is the “roominess” (if you know what i mean) a make-or-break for you?

yeah, me neither

off topic

how long after the holidays is it typical to leave your Christmas lights up?

awww…

…..poor little thing. you didn’t seem to have any trouble at all when it was my boyfriend’s thick cock in your throat, hon!

nerds

…..useful for more than just doing our term papers…..

cheater

saw my best friend’s guy on a date with some blonde.

i agreed not to tell her. on one condition…..

by the end of the night, he’s going to be begging me to tell her.

perfection

…..the moment he pulls your hair by the roots and jerks your head back.

even better if it’s in front of a mirror, so you can see what a submissive whore you’ve become…..

chick flicks

your guy won’t watch them with you? just tell him “as soon as the movie is over, your load goes in my tight throat.” he’ll change his tune real quick…..

road trips

when your clothing privileges got revoked back around mile marker 78…..

seminar

shortly before lunch, the training session broke off into groups of three for a “team building exercise”…..

teamwork

because there’s no “i” in “team” — or in “orgasm”

rideshare

you want a ride home, little princess?

you’ll have to earn it.

fun

i’m a resident expert on “car sex” in various forms. that’s 90% of what craigslist personals was before they canned it. mostly guys expecting blowjobs with nothing in return until i wised up and started asking to be taken care of first…..

don’t get me wrong though. something incredibly hot about sucking and swallowing a random guy, maybe just a few feet away from complete strangers, then getting in separate cars and driving away…..

friendship

helping one another out…..

take control

march right in and take charge…..

sexy…

gawd do i want those boots…..

perspective

saw a meme that said “a real man will make your panties wet, not your eyes”

i call bullshit

realization

…..she’s bound not with chains, ropes or spreader bars….. but merely with an order to keep her legs spread…..

anticipation

…..although her punishment hasn’t even really begun yet….. that mascara already starting to run….. so fucking hot!

#coffeefirst

……with cream today…..

special service

her new business venture: a very special “consulting” service for couples.

forgot to pay the internet bill? you get to sit in that chair and watch.

maxed out the joint credit card? sit in that chair and watch.

brought home another red-light camera violation? watch as she stands up, lifts that slutty skirt and lets your husband give her the fuck of her life…..

all while you look on helplessly.

love is…

…..allowing her to taste herself…..

decisions

…..can’t decide which i like more. this, or being choked…..

yummy

…..when he’s fresh out of the shower, but he’s just going to get dirty again…..

shhh…

…..make it quick….. she’s asleep…..

tinder date gone bad

…..or good, depending upon your perspective…..

dominance

…..putting her in her place…..literally

cravings

…..nothing beats a midnight snack…..

what i’m going to miss most about tumblr…

…..the “scissoring lesbians” page…..

research i

…..the time I did this to myself in the name of research…..

…..and then had to fuck myself to three orgasms…..

research ii

…..and then i did this, again for book research…..

women

…..who says our place isn’t in the kitchen?

improvising

…..when you’re both married to other people, and don’t want to technically cheat…..

instant fun

….just add bullwhip….

double team

hotness

…when he manhandles you and forces you to talk filthy to yourself in the mirror…

game

No matter how much you beg…

How much you buck your hips, thrust…

How much you try to grab my head, push me…

I’m never going to go past the tip tonight…

visitor

Your wife’s sister is staying with you for the week. One night, you hear a noise from downstairs…..

crush

My imagination immediately takes me places with this one! In my mind’s eye, the girl in the photo is a real queen bitch. I have a total girl crush on her and she knows it, too. Although she considers me beneath her, she sneers at me and says one word:

Lick.

I do. I’m trembling as I comply, although she makes a point of looking bored. She’ll never reciprocate, but if I show enthusiasm maybe I’ll be told to do more. Those panties slipping off… yeah, maybe in my wildest dreams. But maybe… just maybe… I might pique her interest enough for that shirt to come off. And a fresh round of honey to be drizzled…

my turn…

I’m in charge now.

the nerve of them!!!!

My boyfriend! My BFF!

I’m going to storm in there. Give them both a piece of my mind! Scream at the top of my lungs, how much they deserve each other, how done I am with both of them. The bitch! The bastard! I’m going to let them have it.

But it won’t do any harm to watch for a few minutes more, will it?

excitement

…when you haven’t seen one another in nearly two and a half hours…

the beginning

…the moment of saying “hello”… an energetic, charging thrill for both players…

spoiler alert

It’s like the ending of Karate Kid 2. But infinitely hotter.

new toy

Having a little fun. Can’t wait till she tries to go to the office…

 

…or on her date tonight…

my guilty pleasure

Precum. Mmmmmmm…

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